WHO TF IS MONERO WHALE?
Legend says he emerged from the darkest depths of the blockchain. Part whale. Part shadow. 100% based. He doesn't play by their rules. HE MAKES HIS OWN.
NO KYFC
Know Your F***ing Customer? NAH. We don't know you. You don't know us. Perfect.
COMMUNITY TAKEOVER
No team tokens. No VC dumps. No rugs. Just degens united under one whale.
BURN IT ALL
LP? BURNED. Contract? RENOUNCED. Documents? Our whale ate them.
INVISIBLE
Try to trace us. Go ahead. We'll wait. (You won't find anything)
“They asked me for my identity. I sent them a picture of a whale in a ski mask.”
— MONERO WHALE, probably
GALLERY OF LEGENDS
Witness the GOAT in action. Each image is a chapter in the saga of the most based whale alive.
THE OPERATOR
Making moves in the shadows
NO TRACES
What evidence?
THE MINER
Deep in the trenches
THE HOLDER
Diamond flippers
CASH OUT
Withdraw and disappear
THE HACKER
Always watching
SWAP IN THE SHADOWS
Swap your bags without leaving a trace. No JavaScript tracking. No KYC. No BS. Just pure, uncut privacy.
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TOKENOMICS
Simple. Fair. Absolutely based. No weird mechanics. No hidden fees. Just vibes.
Total Supply
1B
$MWHALE
LP Status
BURNED
Gone forever
Tax
0%
We're not greedy
Contract
RENOUNCED
Trust no one
Contract Address
5t971r1T9Fn6s1g8WtJ1Qu5vHKfskK5wScJLcCiVC6ZvDYOR. NFA. WAGMI. LFG. IYKYK.